- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Guest what in the butt

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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