- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How old are you? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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