- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

su algato es en fuego

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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