Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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