We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Anti Joke

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