a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A women left the kitchen.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Your life

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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