Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I think everybody should have a penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Gus's mom

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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