- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

who else is on here?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

tim has no humor

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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