- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is white and long? A New York winter

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what came first the chicken or the chips

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