- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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