- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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