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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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