You know what's funny? Rape

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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