- Anti Joke

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Your girlfriend.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.