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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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