- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Once, I went to Peru.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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