- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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