- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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