- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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