Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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kennah campion when she talks

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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SHUT UP JP

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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