- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

here's a joke... the american education society

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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