- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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