- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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