A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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