Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Anti Joke

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