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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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