Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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antijoke is the best website.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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