How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

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