- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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