What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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