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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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neil likes pube toast

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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