Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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