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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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