Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Democracy.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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