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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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