- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Killing your friend as a joke.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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