A man walked into a bar. I shot him

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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