What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Sex

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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