- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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