- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Sloths

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Caolan and Eamon

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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