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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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