- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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