- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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