What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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