123 f*ck off

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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