- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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