- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than this That :(

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