- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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