L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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