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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Women's Soccer.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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