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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

XD Jackass.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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