what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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