why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Justin Beiber

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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first

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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