- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Everybody will die

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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