- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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