- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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