Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

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