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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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My children are mistakes

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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sure!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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