- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

So a bar walks into a man...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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