What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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