- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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