- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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