- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Jeff

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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