- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What's round and orangey? An orange.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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