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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

rent a cops

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

haha black people :D

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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