- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

what did jacob say to coach a joke

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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