There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Rylan Clark

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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