- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Do the roar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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