What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Charlie Sheen is winning

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How old are you? 7

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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