Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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