A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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