God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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