- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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