A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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