How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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This is an anti- joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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