- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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