- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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