Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

THe Election

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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