- Anti Joke

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...