- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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