Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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This is a joke.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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