A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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